May 19, 2026

by Dr. Plastic Picker

Dear HMO.

Don’t take away our chalkboards.

Don’t take away our space that we use to teach, to write, to communicate, to create.

Don’t take away our space that we use to connect, to write, to draw, to exist.

Don’t take way the space that we love.

We draw uteri

Kids draw fish

We draw lungs

Kids write messages

We draw bronchi

Kids draw circles

Magic happens on these chalkboards.

Dear HMO. Why do you love AI but you hate chalkboards?

Dear HMO. Go find someone else to control. You seriously have nothing better to do than go after our chalkboards?!!!

A pediatrician.